Last week was The Vans Warped Tour and like every year, there was a skateboard contest (mini ramp). Everyone that I have talked to said it was a good time.

Evan and Japhey Dow both tore shit up.
Japhey got 2nd and Evan got 3rd.

Random dude at Warped
I have no idea who this kid is, but he has good taste in shirts.

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The Chicken Launcher

In a recent issue of "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, reporting the following story:

The US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is an air cannon that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

It seems that British Rail was very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, ultra high speed locomotive they're developing. They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired.

The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab.

The British engineers were stunned and asked the FAA to review the test to see if everything was done correctly.

The FAA checked the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Try thawing the chicken next time."


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